A park on every corner
Because a good community needs somewhere to run, sniff, and be a very good boy.
Texas · 2026 · A very good boy seeking a very big seat
Milo
for Senate
Everyone on this ballot ran against a dog. Milo is the only one who has never missed a walk, broken a promise, or ignored a constituent.
Ranked #1 in likability · Polls of dog parks, 2025
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Volunteer walkers
Meet the candidate
Ten years of public service — as a good boy
Milo has spent a decade earning trust one belly rub at a time. He knows what voters really want: steady presence, honest instinct, and the courage to chase what matters.
- 01Never once bit a constituent
- 02Showed up to every single walk
- 03Kept zero secrets from the pack
- 04Wags for everyone, no exceptions
The platform
Four planks, one promise
No wishy-washy talking points. Just four things Milo will actually do, every single day.
The treat budget, fixed
End the treat shortage. Fund every shelter, every rescue, every hungry good boy.
Belly rubs for all
A universal right to affection, warmth, and a hand that knows exactly where the good spot is.
A leash on corruption
No backroom deals, no cat-lobby money. Milo answers to the pack, and only the pack.
What the pack is saying
"Finally, a leader who actually listens."
"Milo brought home the bacon. Literally."
"He fetched my vote before I even asked."
Merch from HQ
Put a good boy on your lawn
The official campaign sign. Weatherproof, double-sided, and the only political sign your neighbors will ask about without an argument.
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Give a good boy a chance
Every dollar goes straight to animal shelters in Austin and Dallas — the food, the beds, the rides home. Milo keeps nothing. He just vouches for every dog in the room.
100% of contributions go to animal shelters in Austin and Dallas. Milo receives no donations. Milo accepts payment exclusively in snacks.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect a Good Boy. Mostly authorized by snacks.